‘Twas the first Baconsale of this Christmas season.
And Kent, Joel and Jacob will soon commit treason.
For they have decided to rank and to tier
The holiday movies you watch every year.
From stop motion Rudolph in the year ’64
To CGI remakes of films done before.
We hope you enjoy this judgmental journey
But if you’re enraged, please don’t call your attorney.

Press play to see where we place your Christmas favorites!