Now what Baconsale is about to say may sound a little crazy, but today we’re talking about conspiracy theories with our guest, Scott Sprague. And the truths we’re exposing in this episode cover everything from Home Alone to royal vampires to celebrity clones to child abductions. It’s all connected! WARNING! This subject matter gets pretty heavy at times, especially when we’re discussing true crimes like the case of JonBenét Ramsey. It’s not explicit, but it’s definitely intense, and Joel feels obligated to try and lighten the mood with dad jokes.

So put on your tinfoil hats and press play!