Sweet! It’s a candy-themed episode of Baconsale!
Kent, Joel and our special guest, Dan, rank and review a variety of Halloween treats that could end up in your trick-or-treating bucket — or pillowcase, if that’s the way you (Tootsie) roll. So whether you crave chocolate, you fancy fruit snacks or you long for licorice, this episode is sure to cause some comical confectionery conflict.
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This was a LONG list. Here is mine:
Kit Kat, Best chocolate candy. – tier 1
Crunch Bar – tier 1
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup – tier 3
Snickers – tier 2
Frozen Snickers – tier 1
Double Bubble – tier 2
Licorice – Twizzlers – tier 1, Red Vine – tier 3, Sour licorice – tier 1, black licorice – tier 3
Pixy Stix – tier 2
Nerds – tier 3 – I eat them one at a time. Maybe if I shot glass it, I won’t taste them.
Kisses! – tier 1
Hershey’s bar – tier 3 – bad, just bad.
Blow pops – tier 1
m&m’s – tier 2, mini m&m’s – tier 1, peanut m&m’s – tier 1
Cany Corn – tier 3
Apples – no…
Candy Canes – tier 2
Jr Mints – tier 2
Necco Wafers – tier 3
Fifth Avenue – Never heard of it.
Tootsie Rolls – tier 2
100 grand – tier 3
laffy taffy – tier 1
Sugar babies – tier 3
Milk duds – tier 2
Raisinets – tier 3
Skittles – tier 1
Smarties – tier 1
Gummy candy – tier 2
3 musketeers – tier 1
Staburst – tier 1
Twix – tier 2
Dots – tier 3
Whoppers – tier 2
Almond Joy – tier 3
Mounds – tier 3
Sixlets – tier 1
Butter Finger – tier 3
Chico Stick – tier 3
Babe Ruth – tier 3
Warheads – tier 1
Pop Rocks – tier 1
Charleston Chew – tier 3
Oreo – tier 2
Bitto Honey – tier 3
Tootsie Pop – tier 1
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Huh. Freezing a snickers makes it jump a tier? Interesting. Although you lost me when you gave Butterfingers a Tier 3 rating and Sixlets a Tier 1. That just ain’t right.
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This Christopher person is delusional. Butterfinger is obviously a tier 1.
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Kit-Kats – Tier 1
Crunch Bars – Tier 1 (lower tier 1, but as a kid it was upper tier 1)
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups – Top of the Chain – Tier 1 – the peanut butter is crumbly because it is mixed with powdered sugar
Snickers – Tier 2 – is nougat made of horse hooves?
Milky Way – Tier 2
Mars Bars – Tier 2
Double Bubble Bubble Gum – Lower Tier 2 – Almost a Tier 3
Licorice (black) – Tier 3
Twizzlers – Tier 3 – Totally waxy.
Red Vines – Tier 1
Sour Straws – Tier 2
Pixie Sticks – Tier 2 – We snorted them a few times just for fun too.
Nerds – Tier 1
Hershey’s Kisses – Tier 2 unless it’s partially unwrapped then Tier 3
Hershey Bar – Tier 2
Special Dark – Tier 1 – That is so good. I love dark chocolate, Dove Promises are even better.
Mr. Goodbar – Tier 3
Almond Hershey – Tier 1
Krackle – Tier 1
Blow Pops – Tier 1
Dum Dums – Tier 2
M n Ms – Tier 2
Peanut M n Ms – Tier 3
Peanut Butter M n Ms – Tier 1
Candy Corn – IS NOT CANDY and should burn in HELL. I do not eat it. I hate it.
Apple – Tier 3
Fruit Snacks – Tier 2
Gushers – Tier 2
Christmas Candy on Halloween – Tier 3 on Halloween. Tier 1 at Christmas. No other flavor of candy cane is good.
Junior Mints – Tier 1 – but they absorb flavors, so you need to eat them quick.
Necco Wafers – Tier 3
Sweet Pickles – I love sweet pickles!
Good N Plenty – Tier 3 – They always looked to me like women’s PMS medicine
5th Avenue – Tier 3
Bowl of Candy Take 1 – I take 1 maybe 2 if they are Reese’s
Tootsie Rolls – Tier 3 (flavored are Tier 3 too)
100 Grand – Tier 2
Laffy Taffy – Tier 1
Sugar Babies – Tier 3
Sugar Daddies – Tier 3
Milk Duds – Tier 2
Raisinets – Tier 3
Skittles – Tier 1
Smarties – Tier 2
Gummie Food Things – Tier 3
3 Musketeers – Tier 2
Starbursts – Tier 3 if Cherry is in it. Everything else is Tier 1
Twix – Tier 1. Peanut Butter Twix might even beat out Reeses Peanut Butter Cup
Dots – Tier 2
Whoppers – Tier 1 – I love them!
Mounds – Tier 3
Almond Joy – Tier 3
Sixlets- Tier 3
Butterfinger – Tier 3
Chico Stick – Tier 3
Baby Ruth – Tier 3
Sweet Tarts – Tier 2
Warheads – as a kid Tier 1
Air Heads – Tier 1
Charleston Chew – Tier 3
Bit O Honey – Tier 3
Tootsie Pops – Tier 3
I liked Dan. He was funny and personable. Tier 1 guest.
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Right when I start to think we have common tastes, you say things like “Tier 3 if Cherry is in it.” and “I love sweet pickles!” Other than that, these ratings seem somewhat sane.
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There is something about sweet pickles that I really like. Especially chopped up in tuna sandwiches. Cherry starbursts taste like medicine to me.
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