Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain tiering. On this episode of Baconsale, we’re saluting famous fictional leaders from film, television, literature, and more. Joel, Kent, and Zack have created a list of 24 popular captains, and they’ll be ranking them based on how readily they would join their crew. Will Captain Hook reel them in? Can Captain Picard pique their interest? Is Captain Jack Sparrow cursed? Could Captain Marvel inspire wonder? Does Captain Malcolm Reynolds think Captain Phasma is shiny? Who is Captain Caveman? Listen and join the debate.

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