Our What Would Baconsale Do episodes have always gotten a little dark in parts, but on this episode, we’re fully embracing the macabre. This time, all of our hypothetical questions are Halloween-themed, including the unsettling scenarios submitted by you, the listener. Joel, Kent, and Zack will take turns giving their answers and try not to be too frightened as they decide which host will haunt them, where would be the spookiest place to spend the night, what dreadful candy they should eat, and which horror movie icon should be their boss. We invite you to play along, but watch out for jump scare sound effects, insights into our psyches, and some mild bullying as we navigate our fear of the unknown.

Press play for a short Batman sidetrack.