Get ready for an extreme, action-packed episode of Baconsale! The country of Baconsalia has decided to host the X Games this summer and we’re using all the exclamation points!!!!! Get ready for high-flying, heart-pounding adventure as we give each event a gold, silver, or bronze medal depending on how exciting it is to watch! Then we’ll aggressively put our heads together to choose our champions for such thrilling challenges as BMX Racing, Downhill Speed Skating, Street Luge, Skysurfing, Bungee Jumping, Skateboarding, Barefoot Waterskiing, and Moto X! Watch out, Tony Hawk! This bunch of lugers is coming for you in our Speedos, helmets, knee pads, and elbow pads!

Strap on your raddest pair of rollerblades, don’t forget your parachute, and press play!!!