We the People of the Baconsale Podcast, in Order to form a more perfect Discord, establish our Ignorance, insure a lack of Tranquility, provide for your common amusement, promote the upcoming Holiday, and secure the Blessings of Points to ourselves from our Guest, Ryan Croker, do ordain and establish this Historical Quiz about the United States of America.
Baconsale 
Ensure not Insure.
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Not according to our forefathers: https://constitutioncenter.org/interactive-constitution/preamble
Stop hating America, Drew!
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https://www.grammarphobia.com/blog/2012/04/preamble.html
Since your episode was written recently and not in the late 1700s, your grammar and spelling should reflect current usage.
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